WHERE THE HECK IS MY BLEEPIN' CAMERA

So I ordered my camera right....like 50 years ago!!! WHERE THE HECK IS MY BLEEPN' CAMERA. I mean how am I supposed to become a world renowned photographer without the basic tool of necessity? MY CAMERA!!! Please oh please mr. dangermode27 ebay seller, please tell me my camera will be here soon!! I'm living in agony right now!!!  I'm serious you guys, if there is not a Nikon D90 in my hands by this weekend, I'm so giving mr. dangermode27 a negative sellers rating!!! 

All I freaking want to do is shoot!!

And why oh why did I have to order so many things online around the same time? It seems like everyday there's that damn yellow slip on my door beckoning me to pick up a package in the office. I hurriedly rush there with anticipation and joy, knowing my time has come....wrong!!!! Business cards...purses...work supplies....NO CAMERA!!! Why do you torture me mrs. post-lady,  or ups guy...or whoever is leaving that yellow slip of disappointment on my door!!! I sit here starring at the slip that was left on my door today....two packages you say? And of course my damn office was closed by the time I made it home, so I must wait until tomorrow to see what treasures are awaiting me in those little brown boxes. But I will not be bamboozled anymore....I will not get my hopes up only to have them crushed by the multivitamins I ordered from vitacost. 


Ok, I can't help it, I lied....please, please, please be my camera!!!! Oh little brown box of treasure...I know you will not disappoint me tomorrow!!!! I can feel it!!! My camera is here...the only thing now standing between me and the catalyst for the creations and ideas embedded in my imagination is 8 hours of sleep...

*PATIENTS IS A VIRTUE*


(please forgive me for my extreme use of !!!! in this post)

Verina


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